Right

I don't care what the polls say, ask John Kerry about polls. I'll believe that McCain won't win when I see it. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AMERICA, DO THE RIGHT THING. I DON'T WANT TO BE BACK HERE LATER TONIGHT SAYING "I TOLD YOU SO".

Calling

I'm calling it. I know, "what about the debates?". Fuck that, the debates don't matter. They don't matter. It's over people. It's over, and McCain is going to win. He is. I know you don't want to hear it, you don't want to believe it, but I think you know that it's true. The Americal electorate is stupid and the American electorate is racist and every bible banging yenta soccer mom from Devner to Pittsburgh and all the way down to the Gulf coast is going to equate every attack by Democrats on Palin as a personal affront. Karl Rove has been fucking the DLCC in the ass for, what, three presidential election cycles now? Every four years he shows them exactly how to win an election in the US, and they still just don't get it. The Democratic party is an object lesson is what not to do in an election. It's a dead heat. It's a fucking dead heat with a trillion dollar albatross hanging around McCain's neck. With the most woefully unqualifed running mate, possibly ever. The crazy little man is riding a eight year tsunami of failure into the election, and it's a dead heat. The Republicans are going to play nasty, they're going to purge democratic voters from the rolls, they're going to cheat where they can. All they have to do is keep it close until November and you're all going to wake up one morning in February to see that we've invaded Iran. Paranoid? Fuck that. Those things are allready happening. It sucks. The American electorate is stupid and will not only get the government that it wants, but will certainly get the government that it deserves.

Flip Flop

This was aired before Palin was announced as the VP candidate. Brilliant.

Goggles

Courtesy of fark.com





I laughed.

Contest

What ... the ... fuck? Are Obama and The Crazy Little Man having a fucking contest to see who can pick the worst running mate. Good luck with the next four years America.


Historical Analysis of the '08 Election.

Pussies

Andy Orstoy gets one exactly right

True

Somewhere deep down I knew it was too good to be true. First he doesn't condemn the new FISA legislature and now this

The head of Obama's economic policy team is one of Wal-Mart's most prominent defenders.

Meet your new boss, same as the old boss.

The Big O

No, not that one, you perverts. I guess it looks like Obama has it all wrapped up. It's a good thing, I think. I think Clinton probably would've beaten the little crazy guy, but not like Obama is going to crush him. I don't think that the RNC can coordinate enough cheating to overcome the ass whooping that Obama is going to lay on McCain. It's kind of a shame, that we won't get to have a woman president. A lot of the other civilized places have already had a woman president, or prime minister. Germany, Israel, The UK, India, New Zealand. But, and it's a big one, just being a woman is not enough reason to vote for someone, especially someone like Clinton who's triangulated herself so far to the right she might as well run as McCain's VP. She represents everything that everyone who's going to vote for Obama is tired of. The same old. Corporate money is just as dirty when it's given to a democrat as it is when it's given to a republican. Hillary Clinton represents politics and that is a dirty word these days boys and girls. Why'd she lose?

This is why

Who knows, maybe Obama is going to be more of the same, but I don't think so. I must admit that since I voted with my passport I haven't paid nearly as much attention to the US political scene as I did when I was living in LA, but it seems like good things are at least trying to happen. Dems that voted for the war better take a lesson from Clinton's loss, they better be watching their backs. I have noticed however that McClellan is looking to roll over on his former employers at the White House and you should be seeing him in front of a Congressional committee before too long. Unless he has an "accident". I might have to keep an eye on that particular story.

O Rly?

“I would call my attorney general in and review every single executive order issued by George Bush and overturn those laws or executive decisions that I feel violate the constitution,” said Obama.

Fucking A.

Race

oh, and BTW. If you don't support Obama then you hate America. Why do you hate America?

McCrazy

They said "Vote for Us", then they folded on Bush's War. They said "Vote for Us", then they failed to stop the destruction of The Supreme Court. They Said "Vote for Us" and failed to stop the war that they helped start. They said "Vote for Us". Where's the accountability for Valerie Plame, for signing statements, for the budget, for warrentless wiretapping, for immunity for the telcos, for the energy task force, for any-fucking-thing at all?

Fuck the Democrats.

If Obama is somehow not the Democratic candidate for president in 2008 ... if the election is between McCain and Clinton ... you can bet your ass that I will be voting for McCain. He's all kinds of crazy, but at least he's not lying to me.

Hussein

Ten

That's how many primaries in a row Obama has won after crushing Clinton in Wisconsin and Hawaii. She's done, and should have the common sense to drop out of the race. Shrug. Hope springs eternal.

Vote for Edwards

Vote

John Edwards is the best Democratic Candidate

Joke?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Nader wants Gore to run as Green Party Candidate in '08

From TFA.

"Sources close to Gore said Ralph Nader has sought to recruit the former vice president to run as the candidate for the Green Party. They said Gore has not rejected the offer and was consulting with family and friends to determine the feasibility of such a candidacy."


Is this some kind of sick joke? It wasn't enough for Nader to submarine Gore's candidacy in '00, now he wants to use Gore to torpedo the Democratic candidate in '08. Ralph Nader needs to Die In A Fire. Gore will siphon huge numbers of Democratic votes away from the Dem nominee. Does he really want Guilliani to be president? Does he get that this is not a true democracy? Fuck Ralph Nader.