My Mom

The liberal hippie protest marcher ... Awesome

Money

The LA Times is money today.

God Hates Teh Buttseks!

And another thing

"Kenny Boy" Lay and Jeff Skilling are both going to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. Fucking-a. Sometimes there is justice in the world. I got my fingers crossed for my boy Fitzgerald to start putting Rove, Libby, Cheney, et al motherfuckers in jail soon.

Hello?

When are people going to wake the fuck up to what's going on in this country? It baffles me.

In other news. My little leaguers won their second game, unfortunately that means that they improve to 2 and 8. I really think they've turned a corner. Unfortunately, we play the number one team this weekend. So it's straight into the deep end for my guys.

I'm trying to teach Pandora to play country music, but only funny, upbeat country music, like Brad Paisley, or Jimmy Buffett (I fucking know Buffet isn't country music, call Pandora.com and tell them). It's not working out too well, and now I feel depressed.

Going to Joe Satriani and Eric Johnson at The Grove in Anaheim. Fucking A. I can't wait.

Oil

So, the big five oil companies made a $115 billion, thats billion, with a b, dollar profit last year. Profit. As in revenue minus costs. Of course that means OPEC probably made the same amount of profit. The oil companies are only middlemen after all. What is OPEC doing with all that money? Buying the west, of course. All the state-run conglomerates in places like Dubai and Saudi Arabia are gobbling up companies around the world, from Korea to the US, as fast as they can.
You think the right wing is offensive? Wait until Saudi Arabia owns most of the US, and we all get to switch to Wahabbism. We're in big trouble here. I don't think, fuck, I know most people don't even realize it. Why? Because the US has turned into a nation of fat, stupid fundamentalist christians. I am so done with the US. It breaks my heart, but I really think more and more about leaving the country. The problem is, I think more and more that leaving isn't going to make any difference in the long run.
In other news, we won our basketball game today to improve to 2-1 ... so that's something. Now if my little leaguers could just turn the corner, I really think that they could start winning some games. We'll see tomorrow.

War

Funny how?

Dick

Ha, not that you fucking perverts. So Dick Cheney fucking SHOOTS a guy, who's a huge GOP fundraiser, while quail hunting. Tricky Dick may or may not have been drinking beer at lunch. It was kept from everyone, including clueless George, for almost two days. First the Whitehouse spins it as if it's "merely a flesh wound". Then the guy has a heart attack from a pellet that's next to his heart, and almost dies. Oops. Then it get's spun as if it's the other guy's fault . Just in case you don't know, when there's a hunting accident, it's never ever never never ever the fault of anyone but the shooter. Never fucking ever. You pull that trigger you better make damn sure that no one is standing in front of your gun. Jeezus. If the Dems don't sweep in the midterms ... oh wait ... of course they won't. They're fucking useless, spineless, clueless idiots. Fuck.