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So, Mel Gibson is a little crazy, we all know it. Fine, who isn't? Obviously his wife of 30 years knows it, because she wants a divorce, and since the state of Southern California is oh so forward thinking and progressive, and since there's no pre-nup, she gets half of everything. Everything being a billion dollars. Biggest ... Divorce ... Evah. Good for her, she doesn't want to be married anymore, she can walk away with five, hundred, million, dollars. The thing is, she wants spousal support. Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of evil bitch takes five hundred million dollars, and then asks for alimony? Is there some diamond plated house you're afraid you won't be able to buy? Is there a small African country you're planning on supporting? Or perhaps overthrowing? Maybe she could take some of that five hundred million and HIRE A PUBLIC RELATIONS FIRM.