Talk

When it comes to the police, in my opinion there's only one thing you need to remember, despite the "protect and serve" claim on every cruiser in the country, the police are not your friends.  They are not there to help you.  Now, I have another rule for dealing with the police.  Keep your fucking yap shut.  If a cop wants to ask you a question, refuse.  We're talking "a nice young policeman came up to me as I was walking down the street seemingly at random and wanted to ask me a question".  No, no, no, no.  Never talk to the police.  Think I'm paranoid?  Well, maybe so, but here's why I'm right about this in two parts ...

one from a lawyer



and one from a cop